sunny one minute then she's pouring down rain

equestrian, yogi, animal lover, superhero enthusiast, pianist, vegetarian
  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me



"Guys take a photo, his ears are forward!"

*horse pins ears and looks away when you get your camera*

*photographer starts throwing random objects in air to get horses attention*

Life of an equestrian.

This is literally it.

I also have my mom as my assistant and have her wave her arms and crinkle peppermints.


(via sixmilessouthofnorthplatte)



A Ravenclaw uses Alohomora

A Slytherin uses a lockpick

A Gryffindor charges to ram the door down

A Hufflepuff tries the doorknob and finds it wasn’t locked in the first place.



(Source: lellandria, via spidernerd)